Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting
Elon Musk and the Night of a Thousand Ghosts sounds like a movie I would watch.
We’re at 8,145 ghosts, with more on the way
Unless these ghosts are very good at not talking over each other, I don’t think they’re going to be very effective at teaching him anything.
i personally think that it should be three ghosts a night like in “a christmas carol’ meaning that he’d have ghosts visiting him for over 28k days in a row
You’re right. 7.6 years worth of personalized magic lectures and scare-sessions sounds like about the right length of time to make Elon Musk change his ways.
literally all jobs rn are just like: ohhh were URGENTLY hiring!!! we need employees soooo bad!!! NOT YOU . we need employees right now omgggg stopppp we need workersss…. not you tho i hope you die in a fire forever but omggg nobody wants to work anymore… we are urgently hiring where are all the workerssss…. UGH OMG STOP FUCKING ASKING FOR A JOB !!!! WE DONT WANT YOU !! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE . anyway. we are URGENTLY hirin-
Just so ya’ll know they’re doing this on purpose.
If they act like they’re hiring they don’t have to repay the small business protection loan they took out during the height of COVID. They’re not hiring. They have no intention of hiring. But they also really don’t want to pay back that loan.
I love driving at the exact speed limit and having speeders behind me get frustrated. i will get to my destination when I get to my destination and so will you. im teaching you patience right now. you should be listening & learning.
the general consensus in the notes is that if you drive the speed limit, you are:
ableist to people with ADHD
a bootlicker with a cop mentality for “enforcing the law”
inconsiderate to people with dire medical emergencies who can’t afford an ambulance
an abuser for controlling people without their consent
sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard
For the record Nova is a clouded leopard, not an African one. They weigh about 30 pounds and are not very aggressive or considered a serious danger to humans. Probably best known by this meme:
BLAAARGH!! PUT THE COALS WITHIN MY MOUTH! ROAST YOUR FOOLISH MARSHED MALLOWS!! COLLECT THE ASHES FROM MY ASS TRAY and dispose of them responsibly, especially if they are still warm, fires are no joke. Uh. BLAARGH!!
For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”
The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis
